Tuesday, February 8, 2011

How to make money

It's foolproof:
1) get someone to lend you money at a zero interest rate
2) lend it to desperate people at upwards of 8% (20% plus if, like me, they're stupid enough to use a credit card)
3) pay yourself most of the difference, give a small amount to shareholders
4) give anything left down the back of the sofa to the government
5) advise everyone to stop looking at you like that